I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My life is pants optional.
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