Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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