THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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