My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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