Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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