This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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