Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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