But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize