id be glad to
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
