I bet he comes in French.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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