No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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