I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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