is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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