she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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