Sponge bath it is.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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