Christians are straight up FREAKS
nut hugger
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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