no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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