We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
