How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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