I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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