I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The air was thick with penises
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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