Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This can only be settled by a dance off.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
