My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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