She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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