I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
and you fell through a lawn chair
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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