I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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