C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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