who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you will always have a special place in my vag
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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