last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
