he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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