What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You took a bar mat shot.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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