He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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