Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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