You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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