I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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