So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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