Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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