it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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