I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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