Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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