singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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