and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
