what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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