ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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