I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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