i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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