I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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