Whod you bang
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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