Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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