Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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