if only i could text you this smell
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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