if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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