Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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