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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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