Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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