good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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