were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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